The American Pickelhaube
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Pre-order your AMERICAN PICKELHAUBE at the introductory price of $25 [regularly $29.95 plus shipping] by eMailing your request to madhatter@dcdriller.com, and be the first kid on your block with the coolest thing of the political season!
Get FREE shipping if you tell your friends about us.
But wait! There's more...! We'll even throw in an attractive hat stand!
As we're still pre-dawn with this project, we'll get back to you for your plastic when our plastic is available - faux-marble-flocked, high quality polymer processed from the very stuff for which a million Iraqis have been murdered.
Sieg Oil!
